| Little Red is a little red fox, more commonly known as the chicken nugget fiend. Like many in his species, Little Red is not averse to a run around the chicken coop, although his pet human, Pet, assures him that chicken nuggets taste much better than the squawking feathery dishes- er- birds. He supposes he can make do with jeans- but only the freshly washed ones, mind. Little Red loves getting cuddles from Pet between five and six in the afternoon because that is when the sun is least warm and there are no interesting things on the telly. Pet likes to watch a thing called 'news', but it is really not interesting at all. So stick around to experience life through the eyes of a (very handsome) fox and witness the greatest escape from the house yet (Little Red is thin enough to wiggle out through the toilet window). Lots of licks from, Little Red- er- I mean, Disembodied Narrator |
MAKEOVER?!
Nervous
Goddamn I love emoticons (could you tell I just really wanted to use the
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